Pussycat Doll

Okay,

I get it...

When I get a little bit sick of the antics of the opposite sex,

I want a pet, too. 

This song sure takes getting a little tail to a new extreme. 

I'm praying this isn't something a stupid moron in NJ would actually do. 

I've seen enough in this life and wouldn't put it past a dork muffin. 

Too fun,

S.