Age Defying Make-up

So...

I was nominated for an award for movers and shakers in their twenties. 

Sigh....

I graduated from high school more than twenty years ago!!!

How embarassing is that?   

They let me out of it and said I could nominate someone else - I have a couple of people in mind.   

Damn...

that age defying make-up must be some potent stuff. 

I'd better stock up!!! 

Wow! 

How old am I? 

Too old for that. 

Still wanna know? 

Ask Deep Thought - it knows the answer to life, the universe and everything.



Love ya,

S. 

Author's Note: SEE???  My life is boring without the gossip.... I get nominated for stuff I can't enjoy because I'm ancient!!! 

Sniff...

I hope the gossips give me somethin' good...

Maybe it'll be an affair with a donkey? 

How about giving me a career as a jello wrestling coach? 

I'm not as good at gossip.  Gossips are more creative than I. 

OH  NO...

Did I wear out the gossips?  Did I take the fun out of it? 

We'll see.