Monday, February 20, 2012

On Rhianna and Chris Brown



Oh girls,

abusive guys are always victims...no?

They sure as heck think they are, don't they? 

Mine came back with 'lil puppy eyes and started talking about the good ol' days we had together 18 years ago....

Will I stay with him? 

Maybe....

if he has a lobotomy....

and signs a post-nuptual agreement....

and loses 350 pounds...

Let me tell you girls, if your abusive ex comes back with the puppy eyes,

wanting to buy you a new bass,

or sing back up on your single,

trust me.....he's only trying to worm his way back into your heart. 

But...

you're older,

you're wiser,

you're hella lot hotter than anything else he can screw,

(that's why he's back to bother you). 

Let me give you a 'lil secret: wear 5" high heel leather boots. 

I own several pair. 

I want a pair with little guns for heels....
Domanatrix outfits...leather....chains....whips, too.

I was once a horse enthusiast.  I lived in the country....spurs, whips, chains, leather, thigh high boots....those are a part of our life out here...or at least they were before the sprawl.  
Wear your leather.

If he says anything, tell him you've learned something new....

and ask what neck size he is. 

My exes are afraid of me. 

Because they now think I'm freaky and crazy. 

Here's the deal....

abusive men can dish it out so long as they think they have control. At the very hint, they are losing control, they do stupid crap like try to murder you, or blow themselves up, or gain 50 pounds in a month.  .

Now, if they lost control over you don't let them ever get it back. In other words, never let them tie you up, no matter how much fluff is on those cuffs.  

I doubt they'll let you tie them up. They're afraid to let a woman have control...


Love ya,

S. 

Bad Fashion Advice:
Oh, I always smell like pepper, too.   I have a pepper spray pen, and a pepper spray key fob.  I've never used them, though.  I prefer hypnotism or a nice kick to the....boys.

And if you cut yourself shaving drunk....wear a mini-skirt and show off your scab.  That happened to me once with a guy who wanted something he wasn't entitled to have. 

He got a little rough....

grabbed my skirt....

saw my leg....

and freaked out.

well..

I haven't heard a peep out of him since '89 and he's a close friend of the family.  

I had the last laugh...

he couldn't handle a real woman. 



O.K.  Here is my real advice for Ms. Rhianna and anyone dealing with a @#$#@$ .....don't go there girl. 

Any man who has hit you and then claimed you deserved it has no penis. 

He may have a penis

but it will always be overshadowed by the big dick that owns it. 

Brown lost his reputation.  He's one of those bad boy rap stars that is so bad...so bad...that he has to hit woman to get attention because he's boring.  

He's so bad...so bad....that the only ride he deserves costs 25 cents and is parked in the lobby of a wal-mart.

He's so bad...so bad....that the only hit he can make is when he smacks someone that weighs 120 pounds and we all know she can kick his @$$ but she's a lady.   

Men don't do that.  Little bebe boys do. 

Stay away girl....

unless you want to do a video like Man Down...but this time....make a Chris Brown look-a-like be the star ....dress up like Yosemite Sam, shoot 'em up and have tons of angry women trample his limp, lifeless body.

Don't use Chris Brown, he'll think you owe him something. 

They always want to earn favors as an excuse to bug you again. 

One more thing....

Slime like Brown have no empathy. 

Nope....nada....none...

Men like that just want an arm ornament.  They want to impress other people.  They don't care about you. 

The can't love.  Don't fool yourself.  They cry because it gets them what they want. 

I tried to run away from mine by gaining 17 pounds.  It worked.  He promised a divorce.  I stayed a size 12 for two years.  Then I couldn't breathe and after passing out constantly, I decided that I couldn't afford to stay fat and started losing the weight....

now...now...now

he wants to work things out. 

Don't trust these narcissistic morons.....they'll screw up your life. 

Run....girl...run...


Love ya,

S.

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