Can't sew?
No problem!!!
Hire a bunch of starving kids overseas!
When the underage children in your sweat shops are so tired that the stitching in the undergarments they slave 20 hours a day for three whole cents fall apart,
What do you do?
What do you do?
You market them as crotchless!!
Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!!
Oh...but now you're so darn cheap that you're making them smaller and smaller but the butts on the American women who buy them are getting bigger and bigger....
oh crap....
(those undies won't hold that in)...
hmmmm....
what to do?
let's get creative here...
hmmmm....
this is a tough one....
wait for it....
wait or it!!!
Oh, I know....Let's piss off legions of parents by marketing them to children!
Stupid people....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/crotchless-panties-kids-store_n_1095184.html
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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