The Siegfred Dance

I'm tired of staying in my room by myself and doing the Siegfred dance. 

Do you want to know how to do the Siegfred dance? 

It is unpleasant but it draws men to you like flies. 

This is how its done. 

Don't have sex for three years. 

Men can smell that. 

They know. 

Men are an interesting lot.  They always sense a woman in distress; if they are attracted to you and psychologically available they will want to help you in that department. 

Trust me, chivalry is far from dead. 

If men can sense that you are alone.  They'll go out of their way to help.  Men will keep you company at boring parties.  They bring flowers.  They buy wine.  They try to buy you dinner.  One guy even bought something to keep the bees from buzzing around my flaming locks at an outdoor event.

At some point a man will inevitably offer you a ride somewhere, grab your hand, or offer some opportunity to go to second base. 

That's when I hit them with the "I am still married" factoid.  Granted, most of these guys know me on some level and tend to be shocked at the revelation that there is a husband that they actually never see. 

That's when it gets quiet for a moment.

There is always this moment where the guys will look down as if they are having an internal conversation before their demeanor turns to one of lustful concern and they'll ask me why they've never met him, why I don't sound too enthused when I speak of him, or as one hot Scorpio put it "[I] don't act like [I'm] getting banged every few hours". 

"I don't want to hurt anyone," I say.  "Besides, I'm in the public eye.  I have to behave.  You understand, don't you?" 

 Damn...this has got to end.

I can put a stop to it for $3,000.  Attorney fees seem like a bargain now. 

Maybe....it's time to tell Mr. S to talk to me or find someone else.  The loneliness is getting to be a bit to much.  For several years, I have been praying for love to come into my life.  This morning, the realization struck that the universe is trying to answer that prayer, I just haven't been open to finding it with someone who is unfamiliar. 

Wow, that IS something to think about.

Maybe it is time to move on. 

Love ya,

S.