Wednesday, August 24, 2011

An Answer to My Bully

I'm still trying to decide whether or not to answer an email I received my the city employed bully that I'm actually trying to help. 

I can't post it for two reasons; she'd be fired for putting her employer at risk of a lawsuit and everyone would know who I am.  So....I have yet to respond.  I asked the HR manager if I could respond, he won't call me back.  The chicken hearted bully left me a fake email address traced to a deceased man in southern california. 

Oh, here is a tip for the uninformed. 

Never send a hypnotist an abusive email.  If you do, make it short and don't let her know who you are.  A good hypnotist can get insight into the easiest way to make you hit the floor by studying your language patterns.  It appears that the email was either written in starts and spurts or was written by two different people. 

The first line of that email was written by a woman who loves music, doesn't care about her appearance and hears only what she wants to hear.

The remainder of the email was written by a touchy-feely, highly sexualized yet inarticulate person with some type of bi-polar disorder. 

It is possible that the email had only one writer who went into trance while composing the email. 

At least the bully didn't send a letter.  One can learn even more by analyzing handwriting! 

Anyway, she wants to know who I am. 

My PR representative's initial response made me giggle...

HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepair to die!


When I see her roaming the halls of the city building, this is the only thing I think of now.  I'm terrified I'm going to break out in a spanish accent if we end up actually talking to each other.


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