I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I know who You ARE
I know who you are. So, when you see me walking down the street in my blue dress, my horns and a tail....know that I dressed up for you.
Smell that? Yeah, that's Ode de la Pepper Spray.
Yum!
You're not going to scare me out of business or out of the pubic eye anymore. You did for awhile but...I'm going to use your crap to my advantage.
In fact, I may just amp it up and make it harder for you to corner me because I'll surround myself with other people. All I have to do is find a group of big strong horny men that will keep you away because they'll think they will be getting a little something out of me...
someday...
maybe...
That's not what you wanted, is it.
Stop playing...you'll lose.
Be straight with me or pay the price.
I own that monopoly board. Never play head games with a red-headed female hypnotist.
Love ya,
S.
P.S. You're too senile to remember the reference to the dress. Here you go...don't want to confuse you.
Seriously stop it...
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