I should have dressed up as a Blackwater Mercenary with the habit of bending misogynistic politicians over expensive desks while holding scary huge phallic devices.
Instead I just wore my lil' black dress with a black hat while wearing my freaky jewelry sent to me by the family of a deceased gypsy. Yes, on Halloween, I dressed as I do everyday...like the old W*tch I am. I would have dressed up like an old bat (my true persona) but I couldn't find a huge set of black wings.
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I certainly hope the wishing spelled ring that I've been wearing since Halloween isn't real because you don't want to know what I wished while listening to David Vitter's henchmen shhhhhhhhh the woman in this video.
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Some LA politician may want to get some holy water, just to be on the safe side.
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Cheerio!
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