There is one sure fire way to predict which day you'll end up in an emergency room.
Here is the process. First, you need to become so sick that you neglect to do your laundry for several days. On the day when the only thing you have left is novelty underwear with a very explicit statement on the front you will be practically guaranteed an embarrassing ambulance ride.
It worked for me!
Your results may vary.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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