If a girl is serious about keeping a vow of celibacy and she wants to do away with any possibility of breaking said vow there is one thing that she can do. It never fails.
All she needs to do is take a course from the CDC on VD, STDs, and all sorts of things that make people cringe, itch, cry, and/or burn the morning after.
Oooh....
Whoa....
Really?
Oooh...
Full body condoms anyone?
Okay, to be completely honest the influence will probably last about six months or so...then she may have to take a refresher course.
Isn't life fun?
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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