The Real Deal

I finally found the perfect thing to say to a Wiccan man who disrespectfully parades his hard core porn around the house.

"Real men summon the succubi!"

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Yeah, yeah...according to mythology, there are certain drawbacks to calling on demons to do your bidding; the loss of life force, the quick aging, the sulfur smell, death, and the fire and brimstone sin thing resulting in eternal damnation. Then, there is always the possibly of being labeled with a psychiatric disorder by someone who doesn't understand the Wiccan belief system*.

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Still, what fate can be worse than having an irritated wife?

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* Wiccans don't believe in demons or hell. So, my point is moot to him but an important one to Christian kids wanting to play around with the occult.