Today, I decided that I grew tired of arguments with stupid people. As someone who believes in the law of mental magnetism, I wondered what I did to draw so many dolts into my world.
I told Mike that I wanted to take a week away from him and the internet because I needed a "Dork Fast."
He only heard something about needing a dork fast and offered his services.
NO, I don't need a dork.
NO, I don't want a dork right now.
NO, you don't want me to run around calling you fast.
I need to get away from dorks! Hence - dork fast.
Get it?
Be good,
S.
I'm torn between giving up my business and moving out or trying to stay and revive my business. Either way, I'm screwed. I'm going to need more money to solve this problem. Don't worry, I'll figure this out soon.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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