Need to understand perversion? Ask a man...

I have a weird perversion.

Okay, I have several but right now, I will only admit to one.

I like to watch men eat pizza.

No crap.

Honestly, never ask me to pick a restuarant if you hate the stuff. If I have to choose a restaurant, it'll usually serve pizza.

It's the truth.

Weird, I know.

I like to watch men eat pizza.

Some guys are graceful others dive right in.

It's hot.

It's sexy.

For years, I couldn't figure out why it was so much fun.

Until, I told a man why I stared at him.

Without looking up, he told me that it was because the triangular shape or a slice represented women and my fascination with the topic represented the obvious outcome of prudish behavior.

Yeah, he's right.

I guess it's time for a new hobby.