Dish Chicken: The game a parent plays when a child refuses to pick up after him/herself. In this game, the parent takes a hands off approach and leaves the dish on the table waiting for the child to pick it up, rinse it off, and put it in the sink. This game can last for days as smells continue to crescendo. The goal of the game is to see who can tolerate the visual and olfactory products of the object the longest prior to giving in and cleaning said object.
The child usually wins.
Other notes: this game can be played with other objects such as dirty socks and underwear.
It can also be played with roomates and spouses.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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