Saturday, August 11, 2007

To my Liberal, Horny, Foreign Friend...


Please do not call or email me anymore to share your deep, dark, and dirty fantasies about "bushes" or anything with the word "dick" or "chain/chainy" in it. You may want to save those stories for Hustler. As of now, we may have an audience and you really don't want to get those boys out in DC too excited, do you?

You know I'm all up to listening to all your deep, dark and fun filled fantasies and wonderful experiences. But dear, no more talk of golden showers because I've heard enough to last me a lifetime: a bunch of submissive and short-sighted people just pissed all over the Constitution.


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