Under three things the earth trembles, under four it cannot bear up...
a fool who is full of food,
an unloved woman who is married...
~Prov 30:21-23
Who says that I have to cook the kind of food my fool likes? From today forward, it's beans, tofu and other vegetarian dishes all the way baby. The Earth will certainly tremble around my house because he'll be begging for the Beano (okay, if he's nice I'll soak the beans in fennel to decrease the gas...but I'm pretty pissed and want to be rude)!
Who says that I have to cook the kind of food my fool likes? From today forward, it's beans, tofu and other vegetarian dishes all the way baby. The Earth will certainly tremble around my house because he'll be begging for the Beano (okay, if he's nice I'll soak the beans in fennel to decrease the gas...but I'm pretty pissed and want to be rude)!
Maybe he'll lose enough weight to find my replacement.
Problem solve.d
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