Barbies I'd like to see:
Wet Blanket Ken- A critical and narcissistic male who just knows that he is better looking, smarter, and more intelligent than anyone else in the world. He comes complete with Minoxidil, wrinkle cream, expensive looking suite and Porsche.
Bitter Barbie- Ken's estranged wife. She comes complete with rubber alimony checks, hairy legs, cigarettes, a size 6 top and size 18 jeans.
Materialistic Barbie- The beautiful yet top heavy doll that Ken finds at the local strip bar. She comes with weighted shoes to keep her from blowing forward in the wind.
Voodoo Theresa- complete with tiny Wet Blanket Ken doll (don't forget the shrunken head) and lots and lots of black pins. She can send Wet Blanket Ken packing to the nearest respected witch doctor (oops, I mean psychiatrist) for a magic potion (sorry, I mean Prozac).
Amazon Warrior Barbie - Complete with sword, net (for catching her prey), and a cage for keeping him in. Never mind, that's probably going a bit too far. It is completely unnecessary because Wet Blanket Ken will get himself tangled up in some kind of mess anyway.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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