Saturday, June 2, 2007

Let's Throw A Party

Pity Party: Those times when you are down and out and feeling sorry for yourself and doing nothing except dwelling on the very thing that makes you feel so bad.

Related nouns:

Pity Party Song: The song that you play repeatedly during your pity party (i.e. Love Stinks by - J. Geils Band, You Can't Always Get What you Want - The Stones, Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me- Grant-Lee Phillips).

Pity Party Food: The only food that you eat during your pity party (i.e. ice cream, chocolate,potato chips).

Pity Party Drink: Any form of alcohol, as Bobby Bare once sang "Pour me another tequilla, Sheila").

Pity Party Friends: Well, if you have this you're lucky...What is it they say? Laugh and the world laughts with you, cry and you cry alone.

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