Thursday, October 15, 2009

Siegfred's Male Marital Happiness Scale

A woman can always tell how happy a married man is in his current relationship based upon the compliments she receives from that man.

For instance, a compliment from a man on a woman's brand new tight fitting sweater and clingy jeans indicates an unhappily married man.
On the other hand, a man who compliments the similarities between a woman's sneeze and that of Kathleen Sebelius is a happily married man.
Sigh....







In case you missed the Sebelius Sneezing Lesson: :

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