There is a reason they call it Congress: People are always getting screwed.
~S. Davis
quoted in some book somewhere
(I'll post when I find the citation)
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Creepy Ken Calls....
Friday night...
I'm all alone.
Working....
And my old cell phone keeps ringing. Only three people in the entire world have that number: It is the Siegfried ultra quiet emergency cell phone. It rarely rings - last time it rang was August 9th....and that, I believe, was an @$$ dial.
Well..it's been ringing off the hook all night tonight.
Some drunk ol' guy keeps calling and texting...
Looking for a booty call
with some chick named Barbie.
I'm not Barbie.
He doesn't believe me.
I have his name.
I have his number.
I am soooo tempted to flirt with him, get him riled up and promise to send my photo.
Does anyone know where I can get a photo of a naked man with a beard?
That ought to turn him off!
Cheers!
Siegfred
Okay, I guess I can just turn off my old phone. There is no sense in traumatizing a young man. There really is no sport in that.
Sigh...
I'm all alone.
Working....
And my old cell phone keeps ringing. Only three people in the entire world have that number: It is the Siegfried ultra quiet emergency cell phone. It rarely rings - last time it rang was August 9th....and that, I believe, was an @$$ dial.
Well..it's been ringing off the hook all night tonight.
Some drunk ol' guy keeps calling and texting...
Looking for a booty call
with some chick named Barbie.
I'm not Barbie.
He doesn't believe me.
I have his name.
I have his number.
I am soooo tempted to flirt with him, get him riled up and promise to send my photo.
Does anyone know where I can get a photo of a naked man with a beard?
That ought to turn him off!
Cheers!
Siegfred
Okay, I guess I can just turn off my old phone. There is no sense in traumatizing a young man. There really is no sport in that.
Sigh...
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Siegfred's Male Marital Happiness Scale
A woman can always tell how happy a married man is in his current relationship based upon the compliments she receives from that man.
For instance, a compliment from a man on a woman's brand new tight fitting sweater and clingy jeans indicates an unhappily married man.
On the other hand, a man who compliments the similarities between a woman's sneeze and that of Kathleen Sebelius is a happily married man.
Sigh....
In case you missed the Sebelius Sneezing Lesson: :
For instance, a compliment from a man on a woman's brand new tight fitting sweater and clingy jeans indicates an unhappily married man.
On the other hand, a man who compliments the similarities between a woman's sneeze and that of Kathleen Sebelius is a happily married man.
Sigh....
In case you missed the Sebelius Sneezing Lesson: :