Man Sabbatical: That period of time when a woman is recovering from a break-up and realizes that she cannot be alone with a grinning man without feeling grouchy. It usually ends when the men she meets no longer resemble her former flames.
Sexual Anorexia: The primary side effect of a Man Sabbatical.
The Paris Hilton Promise Diet: A pledge to engage in a Man Sabbatical for a period of one year.
Clinton Style Self-Efficacy: The alteration of the definition of sex so that you can assuage yourself of any guilt or regret associated with breaking promises of celibacy, chastity, and/or monogamy.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
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