Accidental Time Capsules: Those boxes of random things that you didn't sort through when you moved many, many moons ago.
I'm pretending to be everything the gossips in my life say I am in the hopes that I can create some kind of believable fictional character. The things I write about are based on the gossip and some of my life experiences. After five years, the only thing I've learned from this experience is that I can be quite the Trickster....thus the name of the blog. Love ya!
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Gimme a Break
Man Sabbatical: That period of time when a woman is recovering from a break-up and realizes that she cannot be alone with a grinning man without feeling grouchy. It usually ends when the men she meets no longer resemble her former flames.
Sexual Anorexia: The primary side effect of a Man Sabbatical.
The Paris Hilton Promise Diet: A pledge to engage in a Man Sabbatical for a period of one year.
Clinton Style Self-Efficacy: The alteration of the definition of sex so that you can assuage yourself of any guilt or regret associated with breaking promises of celibacy, chastity, and/or monogamy.
Sexual Anorexia: The primary side effect of a Man Sabbatical.
The Paris Hilton Promise Diet: A pledge to engage in a Man Sabbatical for a period of one year.
Clinton Style Self-Efficacy: The alteration of the definition of sex so that you can assuage yourself of any guilt or regret associated with breaking promises of celibacy, chastity, and/or monogamy.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
EX-cess Baggage
Ex-Box: All those little boxes of junk (rings, jewelry, photos, drawings, etc.) from former lovers that you don't have the courage to return or didn't have the heart to sort through.
They knew it all once
Expert: An Ex is a has been and a Spurt is a drip under pressure.
- often stated by my favorite professor Paul Haber, P.hD.
- often stated by my favorite professor Paul Haber, P.hD.