Monday, December 6, 2010

Parting Shots...

First Boyfriend - "I turned into you and you turned into me."

I don't know what he was talking about. He still doesn't have 36Ds and I fail to have that kind of package.

First Husband - "You'd make a better mistress than a wife."

He married his mistress because she could cook. He still tries to push me into the back seat of his car. At least the man knew what he wanted.

Second Husband - "I never loved you. I only loved the way you made me feel."

Ouch. That one stings, especially after nineteen years.
He wants to stay married while he lives in the basement.
I don't want to spend another night alone. It hurts to wake up numerous times just to cry.
I'd do anything never to feel that ever again.
That must be what hell feels like and after all these years, it really is starting to get to me.
I wish the economy would improve so that I could leave.