Yarrr...

Ahoy, there Corsair. Be ye ready to surrender? Let's splice t' mainbrace in the Crows Nest and go to Pirates Cove.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

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You Cannot Argue with Crazy...

An insanely mad person cannot hear reason,

no matter how well researched or convincing the argument.

Birthday Philosophy...

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong

Happy Labor Day, Everybody...

I am of certain convinced that the greatest heroes are those who do their duty in the daily grind of domestic affairs whilst the world whirls as a maddening dreidel.

-Florence Nightingale

Happy Labor Day to all the stay at home parents out there who work 24/7 at home with no paycheck and yearly reminders from the Social Security Administration that the government doesn't think very highly of the most important job in the world. Thankfully, we all know that the best things in life cannot be quantified in monetary terms, don't we?

Happy Labor Day to all the parents who figured out a way to juggle work outside the home with raising a family. May you find some time to rest!

Happy Labor Day to everyone else who makes the world hum a beautiful tune! Enjoy your time in the sun!

And Mom, happy Labor Day to the woman who spent her last hurrah of summer in the hospital so many years ago. Honestly, though, all children are born on Labor Day, you know.

Thank you Everybody!!

Uniquely Beautiful You

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

- John Mason

Grudges can make you ill...

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

- Ingrid Bergman

Let Go...

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.

- Carl Sandburg