Say What???

Freudian Slip = When someone accidentally reveals the truth of the matter.

Congress By Another Name

There's a reason they call a branch of our government Congress: we're always getting screwed!

- as featured at EPIFfunnies.com.

DysFUNctional Families

White Trash Theatre = Visiting my extended family

Never Kiss and Tell

A moment on the hips - forever stricken from the lips*.

*except for the occasional mischievous grin.

Blame the Jerks

Rude people are the number one cause of arthritis of the middle finger.